Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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