I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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