so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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