I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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