A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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