I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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