I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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