he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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