when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.