There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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