If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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