then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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