ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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