Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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