Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
farters have to be the big spoon...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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