everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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