Porn is love you can see.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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