Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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