You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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