her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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