Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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