I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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