I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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