he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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