Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
