I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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