I'm gonna have a badass scar
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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