Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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