those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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