Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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