She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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