Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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