Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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