end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!