I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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