Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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