Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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