matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Randomize
