Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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