I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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