i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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