She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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