he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We need to get me chipped asap
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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