just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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