i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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