i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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