I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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