One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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