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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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