we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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