I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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