She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I enjoy the company of your penis
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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