would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I need water and some morals
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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