why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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