so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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